213 Town You can take a trip down to 213 And see muggers everywhere There’s WSC and Physics notes It’s all actually quite a scare
Because in 213, 213 Our yawns are wide and long you find Because in 213, 213 You’ll find everyone with panda eyes
You can find us in the ulu place But it’s not really scary ‘Cause 213 is located there And we are all cheery
Because in 213, 213 Our smiles are big and wide you find Because in 213, 213 You’ll find cheerfulness, for everyone
You’ll hear our loud singing From very far away And we’re especially noisy when we’re all highing From morning till the end of the day
Because in 213, 213 Our hearts are big and wide you find Because in 213, 213 We love each other, forever more
Another version!
[ok, i shall just post the last stanza since the rest is abit offensive ):] Because in 213, 213, we are so boring and no-life because in 213, 213, we find happiness [clap clap clap] in mugging hard...
TOTALLY AGREE WITH LAST STANZA! BUHZAZA~
Worm Song Nobody likes me Everyone hates me I’m gonna eat some worms
Big fat juicy ones Long thin slimy ones Itsy bitsy tiny little worms
First you bite the head off Then you suck the guts in Watch them wriggle and squirm
Big fat juicy ones Long thin slimy ones Itsy bitsy tiny little worms
月亮不代表我的心 你问我爱你有多深 我爱你有零分 你的鼻真大 我一看就怕 爱上你不如自杀
你问我爱你有多深 我爱你有零分 长得那么肥 跑一下就累 爱上你我真倒霉
We Live in Singapura Sang Nila, Utama Saw a lion, alamak Name the village Singapura, then run very far
Years later, ang mor came Stamford Raffles was his name Posed for statues very nice, we kenna colonise
Singapura very strong Big guns all, pointing wrong Japanese, came on bikes, invade us from our backside
War is over, ang mor back Singaporeans no respect Commies come, make a fuss, Singapore independence!
I live in Singapura It's not perfect living But at least it's interesting I live in Singapura Though it's kind of crazy We win other country
David Marshall, Lim Yew Hock National Anthem starts to rock Yusof Ishak the big man, guess who's PM?
Malaysia say, come join me Two of us be same country Then not happy, then make PM cry
PM Lee lead country Build Jurong and HDB Made the country clean and green, opposition cannot win
JB Jeya no more funds, Chee Soon Juan won't eat his buns Lim How Doong, what a goon, 'Don't talk cock' in parliament
I live in Singapura It's not perfect living But at least it's interesting I live in Singapura Though it's kind of crazy We win other country
Kick out from Malaysia Cup Michael Faye pain in the butt S-League, Tea Dancing, Ah Bengs love Modern Talking
McDonalds Hello Kitty Everyone drink Bubble tea Crushing cockroach Margaret Chan, James Lye is VR Man
Reclaimation, Tuas Causeway Malaysian water buay ho sei Mahathir's friend Datuk Anwar, Mathathir says he's chow Ah Qua
NDP, aunties rush Everyone it's fun to flush Bubble gums are all banned, ask your friends buy from Thailand
I live in Singapura It's not perfect living But at least it's interesting I live in Singapura Though it's kind of crazy We win other country
Driving car, not funny Bid on cars with C-O-E E-R-P, Road Tax, PARF until I want to barf
Why our locals have to pay? Foreign talent are okay Housing estate upgrade By contractors who go pok kai
IMF must follow Want to protest, go indoors M-R-T not so fast Newater they laugh at us
I live in Singapura It's not perfect living But at least it's in-teresting I live in Singapura Though it's kind of crazy We win other country
Baby bonus, maid levy Singtel Shares give out for free Jack Neo, Kit Chan, sexy pastor Ho Yeow Sun
Beckham parties with models Has affair but no one knows S-league, go world cup, can come true if they don't suck
Mahathir then Abdullah Bar top dancing at the bars Budget airlines start to pa (ie fight) Stop speaking Singlish lah
Gay is okay says PM SM Lee becomes MM PM Lee the same name, here we go all over again.
I live in Singapura It's not perfect living But at least it's in-teresting I live in Singapura Though it's kind of crazy We win other country
We live in Singapura It's not perfect living But at least it's in-teresting We live in Singapura Though it's kind of crazy We win other country