Just wanted to promote my new business!

Here goes.

Want to play your favorite pop song on the piano? Can't find the sheet music online? Worry no more! All you need to do is tell me the title of the song, any special conditions you have, and your score will be ready in a day*! And the best part - services are free** for anyone from two thirteen!

Instrumental versions of any pop song you request*** are also available. Just tell me the instruments you want included (standard instruments are piano, bass, guitar and drums).

Alternatively, medleys by famous pop artists can be requested for, which will be completed in about a few days to a week.

This is a non-profit service. Well, for now.

* or two (maybe three)

** unless you happen to have offended me

*** except Korean songs (don't look at me like that, Rachel Wu)

P.S. You should know who I am.